Pot Noodle    Cheap so you don't have to be.

Monzo    The first bank that is your choice, not your parents.

Jungle Formula Repellent    Remove yourself from the food chain.

Snoreeze    Don’t let snoring be the reason they leave you.

Dreams    Sleep well no matter what you've done.

ASICS    Runlock yourself.

Duolingo    Go abroad and take their jobs.

Headspace    Be the good kind of empty-headed.

Manscaped    For the shaving dad can't teach you.