Lara

After learning Old English for 13% of her life, she now makes badges filled with soil and exhibition posters about Voodoo Dolls.

Before ad school she co-founded a humble collective, Artists for Armageddon, and had some poetry published. Don't buy it on Amazon.

Xavier

Hand reared in Devon.
Dabbles in Magic the Gathering and birdwatching.

Has had more jobs than hot dinners.

(16 jobs vs. 17 hot dinners—hoping

for the 18th any day now).

To get a full scholarship at the SCA, he

invented a new product:

And before ad school he made graphic novels for his friends.